birdgirl @CyclopsCaveman@cyrenesavage.com
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#nobot | she/her, sie/hir, or xe/xer | aries | ace | trans | "the chill esvrld" -presolace
(?wo)man|.* | Cy for short
Joined Jul 2020
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hello, and welcome to the anime megathreads megathread
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#introductions | #reintroductions
hello! i'm cyrene savage, and this is a website!
mostly i shitpost, but sometimes i talk about things that are interesting to me at the moment, like #music or #gameing / #gaming especially magic the gathering and such. sometime's i'll also post quotes from or thoughts about books i'm reading.
this account is 18+! what i mean by that is that some of my shitposts will contain references to human anatomy, bodily fluids, or sexual acts and they may be un-cwed. i also am over 18, and wish to interact mostly with other adults. sorry kids, but this isn't the account for you.
my account is locked. this is mostly so i can vet new followers before they come in, and also so i can keep bots from following me as well, since most don't honor the #nobot tag.
that's about all you need to know about me that wouldn't go into my bio anyway tbh
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don't fucking roast me for having an app called bacon, it's a silly physics game where you put bacon on things by flipping it from a pan. it's fun. fuck you
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tapped on an app by accident and opened it without realizing which app it was
"wtf is this and why is it making among us references at me"
the app was: among us
maybe you should get among some jesus. just kidding. the lord is already all around us :)
food
made some obscenely spicy popcorn tonight
soaking my #bagel in tabasco, if you know what i mean
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who is out here just soaking their #bagel. why would they do this
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its been about two months since i hit half marathon and i haven't run since. got back in the groove today with six minutes of running
[wearing a raven costume with an integrated n95 mask] covid party? i thought you said CORVID party. 'scuse me [turns 360 degrees and flies away]
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i for one am 60 ravens who've manifested a gestalt consciousness. wouldn't be caught dead being a 'normal human' lmao
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I have seen ANOTHER article about "the best time to exercise" and lemme give you a fun fact:
**Every single one of them is full of shit **
The best time to exercise is when you want to.
Morning & have the energy? Do it
Nighttime & you want to burn off energy? Do it
Midday because you have the time? Do it
It literally doesnt matter WHEN. It matters that you DO IT.
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Most of the time, when I'm not at my computer and someone points out a fucking weirdo creep on this site, I just satisfy myself with a block and move on.
When Esvrld does it, tho, it's almost invariably someone so egregious I feel a need to physically move to another room, get on my computer where I have my admin controls, and activate Wizzzard.online's orbital arcane disintegration ray.
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hey everyone, my birthday is on the 21st
the only things i want for my birthday are to get a new xbox controller and to try boba for the first time
if you want to help me celebrate, maybe consider tossing me a few bucks??
cashapp: ItsSailor
venmo: ItsSailor
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im farting out of my dick hole. i won’t bore you with the details
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taking a bath like a slut because I have a fetish for self care
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everything I do is now a fetish thing I'm getting my rocks off to touching random shit when I'm idle oh yeah getting so horny every time I drive to the store mmm yeah
yeah i have a temperature fetish. 69 kelvin that is
Admin
your favorite shitposter's favorite shitposter
the villain of villains | i love you
qvp pride flag by @distressedegg
#nobot | she/her, sie/hir, or xe/xer | aries | ace | trans | "the chill esvrld" -presolace
(?wo)man|.* | Cy for short
Joined Jul 2020
