mostly i shitpost, but sometimes i talk about things that are interesting to me at the moment, like #music or #gameing / #gaming especially magic the gathering and such. sometime's i'll also post quotes from or thoughts about books i'm reading.
this account is 18+! what i mean by that is that some of my shitposts will contain references to human anatomy, bodily fluids, or sexual acts and they may be un-cwed. i also am over 18, and wish to interact mostly with other adults. sorry kids, but this isn't the account for you.
my account is locked. this is mostly so i can vet new followers before they come in, and also so i can keep bots from following me as well, since most don't honor the #nobot tag.
that's about all you need to know about me that wouldn't go into my bio anyway tbh
Ron Paul??? ohhh, Ross Perot for millennials. right.
I guess this makes me a gross anti-growth killjoy, but if we can't do something without a abusing desperate workers and wasting a bunch of resources, maybe we shouldn't do it? or talk about not doing it maybe?
I dunno, maybe there shouldn't be a bunch of restaurants on every corner? Maybe it's an awful, wasteful practice? I say that as someone who lives in kind of a food desertish area with few good options for any decent food. Maybe we need to make our own food if we can't appreciate others doing it for us.
the applicator towel
look at all this fucking dirt
uncaptioned pictures of my gross as fuck dashboard after cleaning
not perfect but certainly way way better
uncaptioned pictures of my gross as fuck dashboard
this thing absolutely has not been cleaned in over a decade
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@CyclopsCaveman Those eyes, they see only corruption, two pinpricks of sight which hate all they take in. They can do naught else, for this is their nature
even if the only thing you did today was consume product, you're doing ok, no need to aspire for more, remember when you consumed product, that was good, how about you just make that your schedule every day, you're beautiful ♥
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