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hello, and welcome to the anime megathreads megathread

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hello! i'm cyrene savage, and this is a website!

mostly i shitpost, but sometimes i talk about things that are interesting to me at the moment, like or / especially magic the gathering and such. sometime's i'll also post quotes from or thoughts about books i'm reading.

this account is 18+! what i mean by that is that some of my shitposts will contain references to human anatomy, bodily fluids, or sexual acts and they may be un-cwed. i also am over 18, and wish to interact mostly with other adults. sorry kids, but this isn't the account for you.

my account is locked. this is mostly so i can vet new followers before they come in, and also so i can keep bots from following me as well, since most don't honor the tag.

that's about all you need to know about me that wouldn't go into my bio anyway tbh

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Just to put this into perspective:

The average value of a Bitcoin transaction is currently $119 and requires energy worth roughly $100 (the world average price is $0.14 per kWh).

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putting chocolate frosting on my vagina before getting eaten out

its called "europe" because its their turn at international baseball and they havent sent anyone for over 2000 years

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one of my favourite bits was when i told some blue lives matter evangelical on twitter that once, a cop stopped me, and the archangel michael descended from heaven, blew the cop to fuck, took a toke off my joint, and told me it's okay because cops don't have souls

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[posting an absolutely dogshit post and getting no interaction whatever] ah, a slow burner, a post for only the most discerning posters

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Selfies, eye contact, crowdfunding 

Hey. So I talked about this in other instances, but I’m going to be moving to a new place next month. I need help with covering rent and bills while I look for a new job. You can support me directly through Venmo, Paypal or Cashapp.

You can also support my writing through Patreon. I have written some new essays lately and am going to release more.

Venmo: FarahT
Cashapp: $Underwraps77
Paypal: paypal.me/farahth
Patreon: patreon.com/Y3W_TREE

Thank you for your support. ❤️

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as an anarchist, i love to allow the capitalist free market, with its division into hierarchical corporations that inevitably consolidate all power under one massively hierarchical banner, actually wait this sounds like the opposite of a

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even the reddit memers on completeanarchy can recognize that corporate bootlicking isn't real anarchism

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damn i wish the covid vaccine had a 5g chip in it. maybe then i'd get some good cell service!!!

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damn i wish the covid vaccine had a 5g chip in it. maybe then i'd get some good cell service!!!

even the reddit memers on completeanarchy can recognize that corporate bootlicking isn't real anarchism

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