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Capital Is Dead | McKenzie Wark

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Job, Boethius, and Epic Truth | Ann W. Astell

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hello, and welcome to the anime megathreads megathread

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everyone is a liberal except me

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hello! i'm cyrene savage, and this is a website!

mostly i shitpost, but sometimes i talk about things that are interesting to me at the moment, like or / especially magic the gathering and such. sometime's i'll also post quotes from or thoughts about books i'm reading.

this account is 18+! what i mean by that is that some of my shitposts will contain references to human anatomy, bodily fluids, or sexual acts and they may be un-cwed. i also am over 18, and wish to interact mostly with other adults. sorry kids, but this isn't the account for you.

my account is locked. this is mostly so i can vet new followers before they come in, and also so i can keep bots from following me as well, since most don't honor the tag.

that's about all you need to know about me that wouldn't go into my bio anyway tbh

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jackdaw  

@georgespolitzer

Ron Paul??? ohhh, Ross Perot for millennials. right.

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[Kino] Master of Cookies  

speaking of andrew yang,

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Mads "naiad!" Viande  

is there any purer example of the imperial leftist fetish for losing than guys going "well, at least there'll be really good punk music under Trump"

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s i d  

I guess this makes me a gross anti-growth killjoy, but if we can't do something without a abusing desperate workers and wasting a bunch of resources, maybe we shouldn't do it? or talk about not doing it maybe?

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s i d  

I dunno, maybe there shouldn't be a bunch of restaurants on every corner? Maybe it's an awful, wasteful practice? I say that as someone who lives in kind of a food desertish area with few good options for any decent food. Maybe we need to make our own food if we can't appreciate others doing it for us.

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s i d  

I knew the US was awful, but I didn't know we were "nuke programs to help the poor and jobless so restaurant service improves" awful.

Before Covid, I had no idea how important going out to restaurants and treating workers badly was to people

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bacterial slow wilt  

(clears throat) I HAVE A FUCKED UP LOOKING DICK

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bacterial slow wilt  

banned from arby's for threatening to tase myself in the balls yet again. libs owned

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bacterial slow wilt  

arby's roast beef sandwich is delicious #arbysroastbeefsandwichisdelicious #myasstodontownhall

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the applicator towel 

look at all this fucking dirt

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uncaptioned pictures of my gross as fuck dashboard after cleaning 

not perfect but certainly way way better

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uncaptioned pictures of my gross as fuck dashboard 

this thing absolutely has not been cleaned in over a decade

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alex  

anyone who thinks Gross Domestic Produce is "the world's most powerful statistical indicator of national development and progress" should take a visit to my house, where i'm producing truly revolting stuff constantly

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:cools: w i f f  

Wizzzard.Online is proud to offer our new lootcrate subscription. Each month you’ll receive one guaranteed set of one-size-fits-all mage robes, as well as an assortment of other magical goods our ceo Swiff describes as “largely unknowable and profoundly dangerous!” Subscriptions start at only $19.99 per month!

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Harp, symbolic cheese  

signs i'm a bad ffxiv player, despite whatever i tell you:

i have a macro for mch when i summon my automaton queen which is an emote, where the automaton queen introduces herself as fisto, programmed for your pleasure, and then asks the target (usually a boss) to assume the position

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@CyclopsCaveman Those eyes, they see only corruption, two pinpricks of sight which hate all they take in. They can do naught else, for this is their nature

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dank wraith 8 xtreme legends  

i have decided to become a brand. please be patient with me on this new journey

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Kyle  

even if the only thing you did today was consume product, you're doing ok, no need to aspire for more, remember when you consumed product, that was good, how about you just make that your schedule every day, you're beautiful ♥

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Kyle  

the brands have discovered uwu self care you're doing great sweetie posts and I'm going to go live in a cave

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good morning, today i am cleaning my dashboard and center console

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