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hello! i'm cyrene savage, and this is a website!

mostly i shitpost, but sometimes i talk about things that are interesting to me at the moment, like or / especially magic the gathering and such. sometime's i'll also post quotes from or thoughts about books i'm reading.

this account is 18+! what i mean by that is that some of my shitposts will contain references to human anatomy, bodily fluids, or sexual acts and they may be un-cwed. i also am over 18, and wish to interact mostly with other adults. sorry kids, but this isn't the account for you.

my account is locked. this is mostly so i can vet new followers before they come in, and also so i can keep bots from following me as well, since most don't honor the tag.

that's about all you need to know about me that wouldn't go into my bio anyway tbh


Ron Paul??? ohhh, Ross Perot for millennials. right.

is there any purer example of the imperial leftist fetish for losing than guys going "well, at least there'll be really good punk music under Trump"

I guess this makes me a gross anti-growth killjoy, but if we can't do something without a abusing desperate workers and wasting a bunch of resources, maybe we shouldn't do it? or talk about not doing it maybe?

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I dunno, maybe there shouldn't be a bunch of restaurants on every corner? Maybe it's an awful, wasteful practice? I say that as someone who lives in kind of a food desertish area with few good options for any decent food. Maybe we need to make our own food if we can't appreciate others doing it for us.

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I knew the US was awful, but I didn't know we were "nuke programs to help the poor and jobless so restaurant service improves" awful.

Before Covid, I had no idea how important going out to restaurants and treating workers badly was to people


banned from arby's for threatening to tase myself in the balls yet again. libs owned

anyone who thinks Gross Domestic Produce is "the world's most powerful statistical indicator of national development and progress" should take a visit to my house, where i'm producing truly revolting stuff constantly

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signs i'm a bad ffxiv player, despite whatever i tell you:

i have a macro for mch when i summon my automaton queen which is an emote, where the automaton queen introduces herself as fisto, programmed for your pleasure, and then asks the target (usually a boss) to assume the position

@CyclopsCaveman Those eyes, they see only corruption, two pinpricks of sight which hate all they take in. They can do naught else, for this is their nature

i have decided to become a brand. please be patient with me on this new journey

even if the only thing you did today was consume product, you're doing ok, no need to aspire for more, remember when you consumed product, that was good, how about you just make that your schedule every day, you're beautiful ♥

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the brands have discovered uwu self care you're doing great sweetie posts and I'm going to go live in a cave

good morning, today i am cleaning my dashboard and center console

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