Swan Lake @CyclopsCaveman@cyrenesavage.com
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(?wo)man|.* | Cy for short
Joined Jul 2020
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there's a full marathon training plan on the horizon so i'm gonna warm up for a full marathon by doing another half marathon this spring
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hello, and welcome to the anime megathreads megathread
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#introductions | #reintroductions
hello! i'm cyrene savage, and this is a website!
mostly i shitpost, but sometimes i talk about things that are interesting to me at the moment, like #music or #gameing / #gaming especially magic the gathering and such. sometime's i'll also post quotes from or thoughts about books i'm reading.
this account is 18+! what i mean by that is that some of my shitposts will contain references to human anatomy, bodily fluids, or sexual acts and they may be un-cwed. i also am over 18, and wish to interact mostly with other adults. sorry kids, but this isn't the account for you.
my account is locked. this is mostly so i can vet new followers before they come in, and also so i can keep bots from following me as well, since most don't honor the #nobot tag.
that's about all you need to know about me that wouldn't go into my bio anyway tbh
sweet calvin and hella hobbes send post
settling into bed now. good night
the ultimate form of the bit is someone eventually changing their pfp to plaintext that simply says "something bad" to either furious apathy or manic fear
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julles changes eir avatar to something bad: getting hit in the head by surprise with an 80 pound storage box
colophon changes their avatar to something bad: getting punched in the gut so hard your respiratory system is permanently flattened and you suffer sever organ damage
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Listen, the updated Pellets Guy lore is going to blow your mind. So, there he is with the pellets, right, and his boyfriend is like, "hey you want to see a cool vape trick I learned" and Pellets Guy, he's like "oh I think I know the one, pellets first though," anyways
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is big leaguing some sort of baseball inflation fetish or what
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i'm DNF (Down to Not Fuck)
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going to the monads orgy, not for sex, but for the excellent buffet
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if discord was never invented we'd all still be using skype and bitching about how much it sucks
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idk what i'm doing with it atm but follow me on my new tumblr
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saw something about a website that lets you sql inject bonzi buddy but he jacks off and says fuck a lot to other peoples pcs
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what's the meta i was busy being normal
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joining a social media site and immediately looking for the people with the biggest clout so i can get covered in their clout and eventually bring my clout encrusted body to the top of the mountain, once-drenched and victorious
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cover me in your clout, baby
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on the next episode of mastodon: dankwraith sets up a phpbb. meanwhile, flowless discovers a group of nazi pokemon rpers on mastodon.social
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kill six billion demons spoilers, shitpost, cartoon gore
ten billion hours in mspaint
the world shattering horror at seeing the snouts logo over and over is part of the fun
you don't understand a colophon bit so much as experience it
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the nintendo wii is about as old as the nes was when james rolfe did the original avgn on simons quest.
the nes was 19 in 2004, and the wii is 16
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#nobot | she/her, sie/hir, or xe/xer | aries | ace | trans | "the chill esvrld" -presolace
(?wo)man|.* | Cy for short
Joined Jul 2020
