a trolley is coming down the tracks, where it eventually splits into three tracks. each track has a door. behind those doors are a sheep, a wolf, and a cabbage,

@CyclopsCaveman i know this one! it's unintuitive but you swap tracks to double the number of cabbages


and the cabbage says "the sheep and the wolf both lie, but not at the same time: how do you get them both across the river?" and the scorpion says "it's my nature."


There are three doors.

The rabbit picks your door.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" The rabbit screams.

You pull the lever.

The track switches.

The train kills you both.

The tortoise slips your family $20,000.

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