i am the intersection of the three most oppressed groups on the planet: TOOL fans, mario fans, and people with mommy gf fetishes. none of you will ever be able to fathom the suffering i endure every day. all that keeps me going is the hope of one day finding a girl who will listen to TOOL and play mario with me, and maybe crush my head in between her thighs for losing all our lives on the pentultimate level
@breakfastgolem i am glad you enjoyed it
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