cyrene savage @CyclopsCaveman@cyrenesavage.com

possibly the best purchase of my life tbh

@CyclopsCaveman big "you know i had to do it to 'em" vibe

I've been seeking disability for 10 years, have advocated for myself tirelessly through ignorance and medical mistreatment, I stood up for what I needed and I'm achieving it. For so long I thought it was hopeless, that I was useless, that I was destined for homelessness and the other cruelties disabled people suffer through. It shouldn't have been so hard to get here and do this, but it was. What a huge accomplishment.

in america, we no longer say “the french”, but “people with mental illnesses”, and i think that’s beautiful

[talking to an fbi agent] i stole a balloon. yeah, on free balloon day

this reads like the ap is implying being french is a mental illness

missing my flight due to having several hours long sex with my tsa fwb, who i hook up with specifically to get thru the security line faster

i don't see what people are so upset about with this whole "plastics in the blood" thing. i eat a plastic donut every morning and i'm just fine

[showing up to a cemetery with a harness and a hard hat with a flashlight] ohhhh, you said. mmmmm. okay

thinking about writing a joke about my dick and balls. this been done yet

guy that always stops at stop signs because he heard rolling through is called a "california stop"

oiling up my dick so the kidney stones come out easier

old town road/woodpecker no. 1 mash up

this is what's known as the bad ending to parenthood. momma's don't let their daughters grow up to be fosslords