(on the phone with my body double) yeah, a no loads refused cum dump event. exactly. yeah, you only have to look a little bit like me. everyone i have beef with is gonna be there. $500 usd? Cash only? yeah. now just before we finalize, how many stds did you have again?

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**Reddit Femboy Porn ** @FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space · Sep 25, 2022, 22:06

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Showering aka rolling off the bed and then continuing to roll across the house until I flop my way into the tub and then sit there fully clothed

**The Useless Precaution** · Sep 25, 2022, 22:01

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**jaina "Jams" heartles** @heartles@egirls.gay · Sep 25, 2022, 22:01

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Gay Agenda items for today:
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- be trans

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**marxist-lemonist** @lids@monads.online · Sep 23, 2022, 23:38

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**The Useless Precaution** @CyclopsCaveman@cyrenesavage.com · Sep 25, 2022, 21:24

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fishing but you attach a go pro to the hook instead and take videos of cool fish

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**queer disabled commie weirdo** @hoppet@elekk.xyz · Sep 25, 2022, 20:24

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if i was frodo i would simply never put the ring on and learn krav magra to kick the ringwraiths’ asses. also i’d have a hot elven babe for a sidekick instead of that beta samwise

**The Useless Precaution** @CyclopsCaveman@cyrenesavage.com · Sep 25, 2022, 20:21

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i don't understand why mr incredible has soul crushing ennui. if i had superpowers i'd be jazzed tbh

**The Useless Precaution** · Sep 25, 2022, 20:04

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**EXTENDED VERSION OF MY FATHER** @horsefucker_thicc@monads.online · Sep 25, 2022, 20:04

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why is paul such a whiny baby about being muad'dib. if i was the kwisatz haderach i bet all the fremen would love me & it would not trouble me at all

**The Useless Precaution** @CyclopsCaveman@cyrenesavage.com · Sep 25, 2022, 17:03

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some probably fash guy's take on EVA

@FirstProgenitor they even become friends later and then the anime has a whole sequence explaining shinji's "deal" and why hes a reclusive person with the whole hedgehog's dilemma metaphor. this take is rotten