akagi ritsuko @CyclopsCaveman@cyrenesavage.com

Transparent for you to all cause havoc in the world

who's out there?

@phillyis

i might stretch my ears just so i can wear these plugs. they're so pretty 🥺

https://www.customplugs.com/collections/bestselling-plugs/products/glass-opalite-plug-gauge

average american does not make 7 paninis a year. george foreman, who makes 10000 paninis a day, is an outlier and should not be counted

Grimes, New Roman

eventually i'm going to become the lonely old* woman whose only companion is a cat. i can feel it

*early thirties

you people are sickos. i only jack off to jesus

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the angels. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

forcibly ejected from surgery after asking the nurse to trust me because i'm a doctor, then revealing my doctorate was in history, not medicine

i'm going to piss on your wife

$150/$300. If I can get the rest of the way I can make the minimum payment on the credit card I accidentally overdrafted due to bank mishaps. Thank you all for helping me in this transition period!

https://www.paypal.me/rwcarlisle
Venmo: @robertwcarlisle
Cashapp: $rwcarlisle

just occurred to me that a tank of gas right now is 2 2/3 hours of my labor, since its been taking about 40 bux to fill up