i don't think i ever saw the actual episode but the clip of spongebob goin "yeah, i don't really FEEL like it" lives rent free in my head

i'm a marxist-lemonist. i combine marxism with selling used cars that are going to break down in a short time

going onto a conspiracy forum and claiming that the mods are using the popular conspiracies on the site in order to cover up completely normal things occurring

one of the weirdest contradictions i know of is the type of person that is worried about the democrat police state and being forced by the government to do things that the democrats support and then turning around and saying stuff like "support the troops" or "back the blue" and shit like that. like, who do you think a democrat government would use to enforce this police state, the fucking superfriends?

[twitch chat viewer watching a history lesson about the eighties voice] can i get an f in the chat for communism

i was getting ready run and got a notification that the weather was about to get really bad, so that sucks

@CyclopsCaveman the same question applies to people worried that Republicans won't hand over power peacefully while also parroting the lines about how brave and upstanding the cops and troops are

one of the weirdest contradictions i know of is the type of person that is worried about the democrat police state and being forced by the government to do things that the democrats support and then turning around and saying stuff like "support the troops" or "back the blue" and shit like that. like, who do you think a democrat government would use to enforce this police state, the fucking superfriends?

going onto a conspiracy forum and claiming that the mods are using the popular conspiracies on the site in order to cover up completely normal things occurring

actually, lets get serious about this. lets put our balls on the table. i think if your adding up the digits of a number with each other you definitely ought to go to the hague

just an obsession with jobs. if it results in jobs its good. morally reprehensible jobs? thats good. low paying and demeaning jobs? even better

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saw an article about a town reliant on prison labor “losing jobs” cuz the prison its been built around is closing down. was the prison a job creator? i mean, “Owners of restaurants and hotels — which rely on inmates’ visitors — fear business could plummet.” after all

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how normalized “jobs creator” is is some sick shit

A comrade of mine is needing to find a safe place to crash for a bit in Denver. Her housing situation is getting worse as the person offering it is trying to sexually pressure her and she needs to get out of there.

Needs to be trans friendly and leftist.

Please let me know if you can help, she's a gem and in a bad situation.

Boosts are very welcome.

shouting out the window of my carriage (many urban people's only chance to experience a real horse) you there! boy! what day is it??

small boy: why it's zed day ma'am, the feast day of @zorotl, who descended from the heavens to teach us about eiffel 55

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