at the peak of my hormonal cycle when my titties are biggest and I'm looking, feeling, and smelling maximally fertile, the thing I crave above all others is a dictatorship of the proletariat
@Colophonscrawl unconscionable that border guards are now required to mockingly wave ham sandwiches at british drivers and tell them 'you want this, mate? huh? you want the ham sandwich? well you can't have it, you pure cockwomble'
in a statement released today, former president barack obama said of hamgate, "this is an international tragedy. a man should be allowed to eat a sandwich without being accosted by border patrol guards. if this were america, i'd let them eat that sandwich no matter what border they were crossing, or no matter what meat was on that sandwich. because america is the land of the free, and the home of the sandwich. thank you"
i can picture the daily mail headline: DASTARDLY EU CONFISCATES INNOCENT DRIVER'S SANDWICH!!! THE EU IS LITERALLY HITLER (who we bigged up when he was around haha)
"the filter function is right there!" i holler, as a muscular man in a tight black shirt carries off my dick into an unmarked black van
i know other people like their bots and such but damn, its much nicer, and now i don't have to worry about my instance hosting images i will never see nor interact with because they were put there by a bot i didn't care for in the first place
the most naïve part of this imo is that it seems to think that reactionaries
when literally zero of these are true
a level playing field will allow the invisible hand of the market to decide if cops are necessary or not
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