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the fact that i'll never wake up next to rosalina on a hot summer day in the commune is something i will have to live with until the day i die. the tankies took this from me; i'll never forgive them for it. trolling tankies online just isn't enough. i need rosalina to be beside me to tell me king mario (thats the name of the leader of our italian anarchomonarchist commune, he's my brother) would be proud of me

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i want rosalina to call me an irony poisoned cuck while she kisses a chad strongfat bf right in front me. i want to be humiliated and degraded by her while she's engaged in passionate affection with another man. i want her to step on my face while i'm forced watch them grow old and have children together

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i wish i could have a gf that looks like daisy so bad. i want to live a life of luxury with my sweet brunette gf, giving each other lots of love and eating pastries shaped like mario powerups together, laughing about how we got one over on the tankies

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as the halloween season approaches i am reminded that i will once again be spending it alone. I crave a beautiful girl that will dress up as daisy while I wear my luigi costume. we would lookso good together. the hope of this happening is all that keeps my soul on this god forsaken plane of existence. i promise ladies, if you can be my daisy gf, i can give you the most wonderful halloween of your life, please dm me

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i want a mommy dommy daisy gf to shove frosted mini wheats up me asshole while telling me off for posting about how its ableist to reminder other people of boycotts because having frosted mini wheats inserted in my rectum is the only way i can get off anymore (store brand IS NOT the same don't @ me). but i'm too pathetic and sniveling to even get a gf that just looks like daisy, someone please love me

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amazing. i can attract attention from the world's top celebrities, but not from any girls who look like daisy. is this all pointless? will i ever find a cute brunette princess who will lovingly insult me, beat me, and make me bow down to her graciousness? will celebrity connections he what it takes? please mr lil nas, i'm begging you, help me find her

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Really problematic how many euro-amerikan leftists want to drop out of society via some isolated utopian commune, instead of becoming accomplices and accepting that the "peace" and "utopia" of their ideal commune is white supremacist nonsense.

Just go to the suburbs if your ideal commune is some home on the prairie hermit cottagecore BS. That's what you want.

type of guy that posts "chopin? more like cho-penis" and wonders why everyone is sending him dick pics

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when peoples backstories are explained they're done in that fanfic way where you spend most of your wordcount on the differences from the established canon (which the reader of course does not actually know) rather than the most salient details of a character's story so you'll have like a paragraph giving their parents different professions and moving their childhood home to different time and place sort of abruptly ended with "at least, until i found out my birth father was a gargoyle"

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original work of fiction written like we do with public domain characters, but from an alternate universe where the canon of recognizable characters is totally different and so it's constantly being coy with characters names until their big reveal but each reveal is like "there are some who call me...marvin of highland street" as though that's supposed to mean something to the reader

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My work has been moving pretty slowly this last month while I'm getting used to some new medications.  I want to thank all my current clients for their patience as I'm now starting to get back to drawing again.

In the meantime, I am running behind on rent and other expenses.  If anyone would like to commission something with the understanding that it might be some time before I can begin work on it, I'm happy to add new names to my commission queue.

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Modern monster movies:
The Boomer's Ghost (released as The Boomer Rang internationally)
Dracula vs Goku
It Charges Rent
Reagan: A Ken Burns Documentary

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