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getting married so i can take part in the many common married life experiences, like a honeymoon, going on dates, having a spiritual battle with a lizard claiming to be xerxes while disguised as your husband, relaxing in front of the tv sipping wine together, you know. married people stuff

@CyclopsCaveman When they cross paths - he in his 2003 Mustang with the homemade exhaust and the "Ass, Gas or Grass" bumper sticker on the back and his brother in his ecchimobile - they trade a meaningful glance and the world around them goes quiet for a moment, a kind of stillness reserved for the moment before a catastrophe. Then the other drivers honk at them and they flip everyone off before burning out and leaving nothing but rubber and unsaid words behind.

Type of guy who has a V8 engine block coffee table, a $5000 black leather couch, and a horrific amount of hentai on DVD.

fidel castro is alive. i saw him walking out of my wife's boyfriend's room smoking a cigar. don't believe the cia lies

fidel castro is alive. i saw him walking out of my wife's room smoking a cigar. don't believe the cia lies

Fidel Castro is alive, I saw him walking out of my mom's bedroom smoking a cigar, don't believe the CIA lies

i'm gonna start making up wild shit about public figures in order to discredit them. as long as its based on what they actually did everyone will believe me and that will be the new history. soon tiktok teens will be posting about how dorothy day was like that because she had a poverty kink

i'm gonna start making up wild shit about public figures in order to discredit them. as long as its based on what they actually did everyone will believe me and that will be the new history. soon tiktok teens will be posting about how dorothy day was like that because she had a poverty kink

hey everyone, i made a gofundme to hopefully get out of our living situation

not only is my husband being willfully kept up by our roommate and his extremely volatile dog, said roommate is also now sexually harassing me

please help us out if you can

gofund.me/e9e10ef0

if you don't wanna donate to the gofundme, paypal, cashapp and venmo are also options

paypal: paypal.me/xenoclaws

cashapp: $ItsSailor

venmo: ItsSailor

please share this!! we really need out of here!!

#mutualaid

the year is 2030. all programs have switched to a subscription model. it costs 1700 dollars a month to operate a computer

the french dispatch is so unrealistic. french people are way too snooty to switch between french and english like that

forcibly ejected from the physics symposium for booïng every time someone mentioned "states" of matter (i am an anarchist)

shoving fully wrapped christmas presents up my ass hole

if my name were joyce, i'd call my dick my joycestick

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