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you can't fix this by growing the commons! you're just giving the vampire more blood to suck!

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capitalism survives by stealing from the commons and privatizing the benefits. THATS LITERALLY ALL IT DOES.

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you can't say that worrying about people getting paid is a "capitalist concern" and then in the next breath say that regular jobs are for getting paid and open source contributions are for contributing to the commons. that's completely incoherent

i've just released my bestseller, "the zen of batman" but the publisher wants another book! think, cy, think! [browses reddit and sees a simpsons shitpost, then looks at the timeline and sees colophon talking about tao] i've got it! the tao of homer! i'll be rich!

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there are definitely people out there who think literally everyone on the internet is out to personally abduct their kid and will behave accordingly

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maybe it's just me and this is probably a little paranoid but i get weirded out by this because my parents were ultra fucking weird about how i used the internet when i was a kid and i don't want to get into a situation where an unhinged weirdo parent like mine is dming me "WHO ARE YOU AND WHY WAS MY KID INTERACTING WITH YOU"

i feel like minors need to realize that lots of shit about society makes it a real bad idea for adults on the internet to even be perceived as being anywhere near minors

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seriously, so many people have told me, "yeah, basically everyone will have covid soon, so why bother with restrictions"

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people are really out here being like, "yeah there's more covid than there ever has been before, and that's a good reason to drop all of the safety precautions we've been taking"

holy shit, apparently about a month ago some moderator of the simpsonsshitposting subreddit tried to turn into a "Classical Fascism" subreddit? what the fuck lmao???

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yeah im an empath. i can sense when you have to pee and use this knowledge to trap you in a long conversation you're too polite to get out of

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i could feel your weird dick energy when you entered the room. i am an empath you see, also your dick print looks a little sus.

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me and the ladx (a guy made from teacups, three skeletons glued together and made alive with something called 'the consuming flame of the usurper king', and some kind of a giant insect) are always getting blasted to shit by people using attacks named something like 'PALM OF THE DESTROYER: SLAPPING HELLA FOOLS ON THE MOUTH: ABSOLUTE FUCKASTATION'

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I experience an empathic terror from the near future (I am also a precog) as I see someone asked if they've ever read the words of Susan Kandis. "No!" I psychically screech into the void. The power of my psionic abilities stops time, defederates my instance (episcopalian.website.pleroma.usa) from the tankies, gives me a nosebleed, and posts on Instagram. But it's too late, they respond anyway, and I am violently struck by the same overwhelming realization that "Sue" is a nickname for "Susan"

you ever go and check to see if something is bait or not, then get a little mad because it wasn't just bait, it was screamingly obvious bait?

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