Swan Lake @CyclopsCaveman@cyrenesavage.com

I bought this for a pound off a man at a car boot sale last weekend and he immediately started telling me how much he likes smoking weed when I did

someone get that man an account

toxic trait: actually italian

red flag: shes italian

@flowless3 aw c'mon guys Not A Plant has been a true comrade, he was there for me when my dog died, there's no way he's an asset

@georgespolitzer the funniest shit to me about this specific kind of dipstick is that they dont look around and see who is standing shoulder to shoulder with them standing up against "tankies". its the complete lack of self awareness

*weirder.earth voice* Comrade Fox News!

sending mass harassment from the dumbass instance because its quick and easy

not really happy about someone developing an @ everyone function that apparently pushes out to everyone federated with them

executing a command grab on my dick and balls and accidentally launching them across the arbie's

bigfoots sucking my dick in the back of yellowstone this weekend

me and the boys will bring a whole new meaning to "crossing the streams" that weekend hi-yoooooo!

now i won't debate the effectiveness of a fiddle for turning a partner on and/or off, however i will say it's probably a bad instrument to have sex with

theres never been a devil went down to georgia porn parody because nobody can figure out what to give the devil instead of a gold fiddle