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I bought this for a pound off a man at a car boot sale last weekend and he immediately started telling me how much he likes smoking weed when I did

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theres so many fun, fucked up things you could do with fedi code like make annoying post signatures with apng stamps or whatever but no people just make useless and borderline dangerous @ everyone features lol

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"communism is rising" i say as i make a fake fox news headline instead of organizing

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that fox news article about tankies is fake. the person that made it said "the sentiment is very real" so it was just some lib doing a power fantasy

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@flowless3 aw c'mon guys Not A Plant has been a true comrade, he was there for me when my dog died, there's no way he's an asset

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@georgespolitzer the funniest shit to me about this specific kind of dipstick is that they dont look around and see who is standing shoulder to shoulder with them standing up against "tankies". its the complete lack of self awareness

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sending mass harassment from the dumbass instance because its quick and easy

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not really happy about someone developing an @ everyone function that apparently pushes out to everyone federated with them

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executing a command grab on my dick and balls and accidentally launching them across the arbie's

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bigfoots sucking my dick in the back of yellowstone this weekend

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me and the boys will bring a whole new meaning to "crossing the streams" that weekend hi-yoooooo!

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now i won't debate the effectiveness of a fiddle for turning a partner on and/or off, however i will say it's probably a bad instrument to have sex with

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theres never been a devil went down to georgia porn parody because nobody can figure out what to give the devil instead of a gold fiddle

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