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if i were isekai'd into a fantasy land, i think it'd be funny to teach the peasants how to sing "no children"

there aren't enough openings to house md where someone just looks at something wrong with them and frowns

i have contempt for the k6bd 'fanbase' in general but it is very funny how this character is universally referred to among readers by the nickname 'salami dave'

@georgespolitzer [the wind moves the flag to the other side of the pole] i bet satan did this. that bastard

how to make a spanish omelette 

(1) slice potato and optionally onion into thin slices
(2) cook potato in oil on a pan until soft, but not brown
(3) add onion and cook till caramelised
(4) drain and reserve oil. return potatoes and onion to the pan; spread them to a thin layer
(5) add beaten eggs, salt, and pepper
(6) fry on one side
(7) put a plate on top of the omelette and flip, then carefully s
(8) oh no
(9) oh shit
(10) ah ah ah

(1) how to make scrambled eggs with potato

License: BLDSTD
Customer: SUPREME DIVINE ART
DMV: AYA-YAT! SUCH TERRIBLE DESIGN
Verdict: 80 000 BLOWS ARE STRUCK AT ONCE, LEAVING NO SPACE THAT IS NOT A SWORD. SINCE THERE IS NOWHERE TO EVADE, BE THEY MAN OR IMMORTAL, ALL WILL BE CUT, AND SLAIN INSTANTLY

@RussellsBarbershopQuartet an underlying thing here is often

* you think there is a unitary cohesive category of "manhood" which is incompatible with being oppressed

which, like, I thought we were into intersectionalty or whatever, but ig we just won't acknowledge how power has historically flowed between white women and Black men

like this claim has a few forms, none of which are coherent

  • you think when trans men face misogynistic oppression it's transformed via alchemy into transphobia and is therefore no longer misogyny. this is useless sophistry
  • you think a switch flips and experiencing the world phenomenologically as a man means receiving material benefits as one, which indicates you have not thought about misogyny in material terms
  • you think receiving reproductive healthcare, something difficult for cis women, suddenly becomes easy for trans men, or that the ways in which it's difficult in these cases are unrelated, in which case you have never spoken to a transmasc person in your fucking life
  • you think that somehow gender roles have adjusted and are progressive in that they accept trans men fully as men, a claim so stupid I'm not even gonna bother analyzing it
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people who think trans men don't face misogyny think oppression works like fucking pokemon types. you WERE water type, you TRANSITIONED to ground type, therefore you are IMMUNE to electric attacks. it's a obviously untrue and ridiculous way to think about how oppression operates in the real world and yet a fairly common fail state for dipshits online

good morning to everyone except current and former us presidents

good morning to everyone except current and former us presidents

the reason journalists breathlessly report on chinas social credit system, which only applies to business owners, is because the only people they consider to be real people are business owners

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